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Moving to Florida. Simon, loan me some money!
« on: April 11, 2014, 10:45:19 AM »
Just a quick note.  For those who may not have known, I'm relocating from New Jersey to Florida.  That's why I've been absent for the past couple of weeks.  I'll be arriving on Tuesday.

Knowing that, two things come into mind.

1.)  I can no longer be the New Jersey Guy.  So now what?  XNew Jersey Guy?

2.)  I'll apply for a $35K LC loan.  After it issues, I'll let my FICO drop 100 points and will default come September or October.  This will keep in line with Simons statistics on how Florida folks suck.

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Re: Moving to Florida. Simon, loan me some money!
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2014, 11:16:03 AM »
That solves the mystery about your recent silence.  Congrats on the move.  While you may have become a lot worse credit risk, you probably gained a few IQ points.  Not many, but a few.  An equitable trade I think.  I suppose it depends on what kind of talent they have at the adult ballets down there.

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I can no longer be the New Jersey Guy.  So now what?

You could always do what all the fast food joints do when they want to escape from their name:  Start going by just the initials and hope that folks "forget" what it stands for.

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Re: Moving to Florida. Simon, loan me some money!
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2014, 12:51:36 PM »
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you probably gained a few IQ points.

Probably not.
I stocked up on striped shirts, sandals, black knee-high socks, and plaid shorts that you pull up over your belly button.
When in Rome.........!
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Re: Moving to Florida. Simon, loan me some money!
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2014, 02:00:35 PM »
You could go with XNew Jersey Guy, or else you'd have to rename yourself Florida Guy, and no one wants that       :P

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Re: Moving to Florida. Simon, loan me some money!
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2014, 07:35:10 PM »
Welcome to sunny Florida. .(as its raining here all day in Pensacola)

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Re: Moving to Florida. Simon, loan me some money!
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2014, 09:26:44 AM »
I stocked up on striped shirts, sandals, black knee-high socks, and plaid shorts that you pull up over your belly button.
When in Rome.........!

Don't forget fanny packs! 

Congrats on the move, and welcome to the land of blistering heat, mosquitoes, and bad credit.  But hey, no state income tax either - that has to count for something!

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Re: Moving to Florida. Simon, loan me some money!
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2014, 03:02:14 PM »
You will always be NJG so keep the name and welcome.....from central Florida

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Re: Moving to Florida. Simon, loan me some money!
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2014, 09:43:06 AM »
Well, I'm down here in Florida!  Sorry I've been offline lately.  I've been working my Folio account (with little to show) and that's been the extent of my online activity.

First things, first.  In order to fit in I've maxed out all my credit cards and skipped payments.  I figure once I can get my FICO just under 600 I should be about par with everybody else.  Then I'll ask Simon for loan, and I'll stiff him, too.

I don't mind the blistering heat.  I'd rather sweat than freeze anytime.  Besides, Never in my life have I ever remembered scraping sunshine off my cars windshield.  And the mosquitoes?  Not many.  The roaming hoards of Lizards keep them at bay.
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Re: Moving to Florida. Simon, loan me some money!
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2014, 04:31:55 PM »
And the mosquitoes?  Not many.  The roaming hoards of Lizards keep them at bay.

Don't worry, the no-see-ums should make up for any lack of skeeters in the next month or so here once it gets nice and humid.  Enjoy!  ;)